Dear Panel,

I think it's so gross when Josh kisses me because he has braces and they catch food but how do I tell him!

Lefty Answers:

Ask Josh to surf Love & Learn and show him this page.

Dear Panel,

Lefty Answers:

Yes. All girls who bleach their brows and have a sweet tooth.

Dear Panel,

Alright, well I'm only 15 but I thought I'd try this out anyways cuz I heard about this site from my best friend.

But anyways, I really really like this guy, and I think he likes me but I'm not sure cuz it's weird, we've fooled around a little, but still nothing happens and I'm afraid that if I ask him what's going on then he'll say we're too good of friends for that kind of a relationship, cuz that's what has happend to me before.

But I dunno; I'm the girl who is friends with all the guys but when it comes to wanting more then a friendship they say we're too good of friends! HELP! plz!

Lefty Answers:

If you've fooled around already then it's not "too good a friendship".

Dear Panel,

OK, Ilike this guy a lot and he has a girl friend, but he always tells me he loves me and flirts with me and it confuses me because i don't know what to think!

Why does he do this?

Lefty Answers:

Remember what tool he uses to think with and everything will fall in place.

Dear Panel,

Is it normal for a newly married husband to take delight in looking at nude cartoon characters in explicit sexual scenes? Or is there something the matter with his marriage?

Lefty Answers:

Is his name "Goofy" or "Daffy"?

Dear Panel,

What do guys usually do to show girls that they care about them, or like them as more than a friend?

Do they ignore you because they're scared or do they stick to you like a leech?

Lefty Answers:

Guys don't always know the socially acceptable way to act. That's when they act like scared leeches.

Dear Panel,

I am torn between two lovers.

Lefty Answers:

Lefty says something funny to every question. I disagree to the immature answers that you [give] to the questions -- trina

Wrap duct tape around anywhere that hurts.

Dear Panel,

I konw this girl that i wrtie all the time and she dose not write me back what should i do?

Lefty Answers:

Take wrtieing lessons.

Dear Panel,

I am separated now 9 years and find it difficult to have relationship, I am very lonely and depressed, what should I do?

Lefty Answers:

Get a divorce.

Dear Panel,

I am entering into a long distance relationship. What can I do to help make this work?

Lefty Answers:

Consider moving.

Dear Panel,

I have a huge problem: I'm in love. OK, that's good, but I'm in love with 3 guys! I don't know what to do!!!!!!!!!!!

I have met them on the Internet! -xxx-

Lefty Answers:

It's not such a huge problem.

Turn off your computer and you're back down to zero.

Dear Panel,

My current love interest's parents don't like me. They say I'm too old for their son. (He's 17, I'm 19).

I am really interested in pursuing this romance. How do I make his parents see that love has no age??

Lefty Answers:

Make him threaten to date a 21 year old if they don't let him see you.

Dear Panel,

I'm 27 yrs old. To tell the truth, I never fallen in love before.

Am I weird?

Lefty Answers:

Not at all. Some people can't fall in love until they're 28.

Dear Panel,

What are the odds of success on 2 people getting remarried after being divorced for 3 years?????

Lefty Answers:

I think the answers are simple and practical, sometimes you need that! -- flo

Better if they've been working on their problems for those 3 years.

Dear Panel,

I messed up and lost the man I love to another woman. I want to try again and I'm wondering what can I do to try to get him back?

Lefty Answers:

Show him how wonderful you are to a new boyfriend.

Dear Panel,

Should I date my best friend's older brother if she doesn't want us to?

Lefty Answers:

Maybe she wouldn't mind if you make him stop picking on her.

Dear Panel,

I don't like sex anymore!!!

Lefty Answers:

I would have responded: "Do you like it any less?" (With apologies to Groucho Marx)

Finally! The only Love & Learn surfer who will have no more problems!