Dear Reader,
Have you ever wondered about the questions that we don't have time to answer on Love & Learn?
Well,
Lefty wondered. Here is the 5th batch of questions that we sent him.
Take his answers with a grain of salt.
Reactions to these Snappy Answers.
| Dear Panel, I have been talking to someone on the internet for ages and i think i've fallen in love with him. Could this happen? we have talked so much and he is so wonderful. please help. | ||
| Lefty Answers: It could happen.
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| Dear Panel, Im in love with this girl. She is a cheerleader, a redneck, and prep. And im meduim class u know how prep redncks are. I bought her a birthday card and put $5 in there i bought here a present for christmas too. When second semester start cause or block scheduling i don't see her very often. I don't have her number and i not really her friend we just say hi when we see each other. I want to be more but how do I? | ||
| Lefty Answers: Buy Jeff Foxworthy's book "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem". Read it. Share it with your cheerleader.
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| Dear Panel, If a man has been playing baseball 4 to 5 hours in the day, would his underwear smell like he just ejaculated or? Wouldn't the whole underwear be smelling like sweat & wet all over instead of just the part where his penis sits? Do the undies of all men who play sports smell like this? Or has this man been having sex or something? | ||
| Lefty Answers: I'd imagine that it depends on whether he hit a grand slam or struck out. I'm only imagining, because when I get home, no matter what I've been doing, I chuck those things at the dirty laundry pile and do my best to try not to get a whiff.
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| Dear Panel, i love this guy but i like this other guy. i dont know which one to pick. the guy i love , i am sort of starting to like him now | ||
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Lefty Answers: Pick both.
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| Dear Panel, I was seeing this guy for a couple of weeks and then he went away for the whole summer and I haven't heard from him. Should I just forget him? | ||
| Lefty Answers: Yes. Unless he's in your homeroom when you go back to school.
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| Dear Panel, my girl will be home shortly and i just want to do a little something she will think is sweet. | ||
| Lefty Answers: Clean the sink. I'd say do the toilet too, but there are limits.
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| Dear Panel, how do I approach a guy I like that is older than me? How can I get him to ask me out on a date? | ||
| Lefty Answers: Pretend that he's your age, go up to him and say, "I think you should ask me out on a date."
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Dear Panel, does it mean my b/f loves me even though we sometimes fight alot? | ||
| Lefty Answers: No. It usually means the opposite.
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| Dear Panel, I will ask you a question about sex. Did every woman need a men in her life? | ||
| Lefty Answers: Your question pertains to much more than sex. Check out Maslow's hiarchical needs pyramid.
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| Dear Panel, my name is Paola and I am 30 years old. I'm engaged with a man I don't love but I am not able to leave him because I am afraid to be alone and I want to marry. We always argue and my sister always tells me that our marriage will be a disaster but I need him. What can I do? I also hate his mother!!! | ||
| Lefty Answers: Listen to your sister.
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| Dear Panel, I sent in a story question some time last week... when do u think i might get a reply? if i ever do, that is.. | ||
| Lefty Answers: Old Mr. Sensitive is falling down on the job.
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| Dear Panel, how do i get over being such a jealous person? | ||
| Lefty Answers: Imagine what a sensible, emotionally stable, secure person would do. Then do it.
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| Dear Panel, My Boyfriend Of A month lives about 30 minutes away from me... i love him dearly but the problem is that neither one of us can drive and it's hard to see each other... it also is hard to talk on the phone since it is long distance... what should i do? Thanks | ||
| Lefty Answers: Send him a lot of email. By the time you're 16, you'll not only be able to drive, but you'll be a good writer.
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| Dear Panel, i like this boy and he likes me too. But i don't know if i should take him seriously. What should i do. | ||
| Lefty Answers: Ask him on a date and see if he laughs
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| Dear Panel, i met this girl tonight and i like her im wodering if we will hook up | ||
| Lefty Answers: Not unless you start emailing HER instead of Love & Learn.
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| Dear Panel, I've been hanging out with this guy cuz his g/f's away on holiday we're friends but I really like him n' he's been flirting with me. I feel terrible cuz I'm friends with his g/f as well. What should I do? | ||
| Lefty Answers: Imagine what a good friend would do. Now imagine what a bad friend would do. Which are you?
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Dear Panel, ive been after a girl for a while now and she is a really good friend and she also says she likes me but she will never start a relationship with me,and everytime i go out with some one else she gets really mad and i dont understand it why is she being like this | ||
| Lefty Answers: Girls. Who can figure them out? | ||
| Dear Panel, My fiance wants to have an open relationship. I love her. What should I do? Everyone is telling me it's a bad idea.
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| Lefty Answers: Move to Tibet or India, where polyandry is practiced in some regions.
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Dear Panel, My boy-friend cannot "perform" in bed. I love him and I want to have his baby. What can I do? | ||
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Lefty Answers: Here's the plan. Get married. Keep trying (and having fun). Adopt. | ||
| Dear Panel, I just moved to TX not long ago and I met this really sweet guy. He says he likes me, but I don't know if he does or not, but the problem is he is 2 yrs. younger than me. He is really mature though. How do I know if he really likes me? | ||
| Lefty Answers: Pretend he's your age. Date him and find out.
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